Being mad that the Pope won't endorse your war is like being mad that your doctor won't endorse your cocaine habit.

And the Lord replied, “When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that is when I was consulting on The Pitt.”

one of those girlies who forgets the names of characters as soon as i finish a book 🤭

This draft is making the UCLA recruitment team’s job EASY AF

Real energy independence is diversifying our energy supply with affordable and efficient clean energy sources. https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2026/04/13/iran-war-strait-hormuz-energy-diversity-supply-shocks/