Sickness that will make people carry you from one hospital to another will not come near you & your family 🙏

Don't go on a honeymoon hike if you're wife #3 and he was widowed twice before.

Arnold 1:1: What you talking about Willis?

Brother I’m gonna use crayons to spell it out for you.

He’s saying if our education information is searchable to verify your background for a job, women should be able to check these sites to see if their partners support rape. 🤷‍♀️

Ashley Madison didn’t have a registrar either.