The thing to do would be to create a competitive site to the r*pe academy, edgier, cooler but it’s secretly run by women and subliminally indoctrinates men into feminism that accidentally turns them into decent men.
They need to make a version of Life Alert for millennials, specially my millennial, @margaret.gomez1989 who just this evening had a fall in the yard and was unable to call me.
Wife alert?
Milliniaide?
(She's OK we think, rolled ankle pretty bad though)