🧵We Know Exactly What You’re Doing Guy

Look. At best Trump operates on the “bifurcated plane” theory of social media. The online world can be a sort of a persona you can adopt distinct from your real personality where you can be normal. Like a Halloween costume. In Trump’s case he also lets a hodgepodge of absolute weirdos and psychopaths run his account too.

Time to start removing those Guy Fierri approved logos off of your restaurant menus.

It wasn't a fIex in the first pIace.

Now I'll just assume that menu item is garbage Iike the president he supports.

Hungarians passed their IQ test.

When some old lady looks at my pregnant belly, then looks to see if I have a wedding ring on my finger, only to find me staring back at her like this 🤨

DID KNOWING IM MARRIED HELP YOU????