- Kyle Schwarber homered twice and drove in three runs, Cristopher Sánchez pitched six strong innings and the Philadelphia Phillies defeated the Chicago Cubs 13-7 on Monday night.

I just had the most uplifting experience. I was at the airport curb waiting for my Uber to arrive, returning some emails on my phone, and a woman that had been standing nearby came up and said "Excuse me, can I ask you something?"

I admit I always brace myself in these moments, but I said "Sure, of course...what's up?"

For a group that prides themselves on attention to detail, lots of people in book spaces have the memory of a gnat-goldfish hybrid.

Please gate keep yourself. A lot of people don’t have your best interests these days.

Once again, I call on Pope Leo to excommunicate JD Vance.