Girls will be like, “OMG I needed this,” and it’s just a tatted bull rider who agrees to be your fake boyfriend, shows you his favorite places, talks about you in TV interviews, and has a slutty mustache

Ossoff: "The president apparently promised pardons for the entire WH staff, which I guess is the kind of thing you do when you run the WH like a casino. Now, maybe the West Wing is too busy placing Kashi and Polymarket bets on the war to care, but American are getting hurt ... in Donald Trump’s America, the rich get tax cuts, the well-connected get stock tips, and everybody else makes sacrifices.

I pray God heals my heart