Girls will be like, “OMG I needed this,” and it’s just a tatted bull rider who agrees to be your fake boyfriend, shows you his favorite places, talks about you in TV interviews, and has a slutty mustache

Major Update: The White House door dash stunt went horribly wrong.

Instead of focusing on Trump’s policies, Americans are focusing on how a grandma has to door dash to afford her husband’s healthcare.

Meanwhile, Trump said he was a doctor, not Jesus.

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Respectfully, that echo is really hard to not focus on when you’re talking 😭 I UNDERSTAND!

Can we convince him that he would negotiate a great deal if he personally went to Tehran, alone?

Here’s a story about how I learned to put life over work.

I’d been a Sixers fan since the 70s—Darryl Dawkins, Bobby Jones, of course Dr. J, but so many others. The team may have moved down the street over the years, but I grew up in the Spectrum. That building was the Philly for me.