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Guy at my job thinks being “ran through” just means very tired and he keeps saying it about himself
Buy him a coffee and tell him that “bricked up” means ready to go/wired.
i mean maybe that's why hes tired
All the people who think "booty call" and "butt dial" are synonymous
i say my back is blown out when it's sore from work. i do it on purpose but don't let on that i know the real meaning
My super straight laced boss told a story about losing at cards in Vegas concluding with “They really ate me out.”
I had a (religious) coworker who thought that "deepthroat" meant having a deep voice and he used it as a nickname for our supervisor a couple of times before he was told what it actually meant
Tell him “having a train run on you” means you are tired and sore.
He’s raw dogging that statement
One of my coworkers thought “Netflix & Chill” meant just that and asking people if they wanna do it 😂😂😂
A guy I work with kept saying he "boofed it" instead of "biffed it."
Protect him at all costs.
Reminds of when I referred to my preparation for an audit as being "Raw dog" not realizing my fellow government employees may not appreciate that.
For decades my grandpa lovingly called my grandma “ho” -short for “honey”. We would giggle but it was too cute to tell them. Then one day he said it in the grocery store and somebody’s dad set him straight
You shouldn't be doing backshots on your coworker when he's not on here to defend himself
We have a parrot in Australia colloquially named “28’s” (their call sounds a bit like the number).
My mum innocently renamed them as 69s.
On road trips: “Oh look! A 69!”
Tell him he needs to go put himself through the mattress.
Next time he says it, ask him if he needs a clean towel. If he asks what you mean, don't reply, just change the subject.
Man I must be ran through too
Ask him if he at least got a reach around? 🤷♂️
People that don't know what " love you long time" is from.
I mean if you’re “ran through” you probably are tired 😂
When one gets upset with another man, one lowers the pitch of their voice when  talking to them.
This is known as deep throating. How often does he deep throat other men? 
I would say "I almost ate ass" when I almost tripped...too many people weren't kind enough to correct me for years 😅
I mean when life keeps fucking you 🤷🏻♂️
I once had a boss who kept saying that we had to be careful about “blowing our load” when we talked about assigning too many people to a particular project.
My grandmother was a staunch Democrat and never used a vulgar term that I ever heard. But the Tea Party came around circa 2009 and she got the idea to call them Teabaggers. You’d have to waterboard me to get me to explain it to her.
Maybe he corn holed all weekend.
everyone (me) says that so casually now it's wild
His company review: hard to lead when most of your staff is ran through.
He's correct in his innocence.
Society has sexualized that quote as they have many, and not everyone will know.
PLEASE I almost woke my husband with how loud I just snorted. Bless that poor man