How the Flyers are Playing at their Best at the Right Time: 'Everyone's Playing for the Crest'
My kid said her school is a "demon sanctuary" and, while I was impressed by the word choice and poetic imagery, I didn't know how to respond to that besides, "Try to have a good day anyway."
Dog Day Afternoon (assumes we make it to the afternoon!)
People who are at peace don’t need to humiliate others.