I just saw a MAGA Republican say that he “chooses Trump over Jesus” and that’s enough social media for me today.

Goodnight.

you learned to be quiet at the dinner table. you learned that needing things was inconvenient. and then one day you just… stopped asking. you called it independence. it was survival.

Seal the deal: Take a peek inside the Japanese sticker-trading craze that's spawned its own "exchange rates."

https://trib.al/doUumBx

US had hottest March on record as nation faced ‘unprecedented’ heat.

The continental US registered its most abnormally hot month in 132 years of records, according to NOAA data.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/09/hottest-march-on-record

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