Girls will be like, “OMG I needed this,” and it’s just a tatted bull rider who agrees to be your fake boyfriend, shows you his favorite places, talks about you in TV interviews, and has a slutty mustache
Hey, heads up that the email scammers are getting smarter. Twice in the last week I've gotten emails that, other than the address being a slightly sus gmail account, look like they're from real publishing professionals. One was for vertical content acquisitions (and I actually forwarded it to my agent, so if you believe these emails for a hot second, don't feel alone!), and the other was from the name of an editor at a trad pub. But the gmail/etc addresses...that's the giveaway.
Can we convince him that he would negotiate a great deal if he personally went to Tehran, alone?