Just throw a bunch of gold shit on the insane asylum walls and Trump will have no idea
Shutter Island 2: White House Boogaloo
Funniest take I’ve seen all day. Needed that. Thank you 😆😭
And lure him there with a gold prize being dragged on a string.
And let him "tweet," but it is really just MySpace status updates.
It’s just a word doc that has TRUTH SOCIAL across the top (a la creed facts from the office)
OMG YES!! I was trying to think of something and this is the PERFECT option!!😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌 I forgot about that episode!
I think of that episode regularly. It’s so funny
I wish! He’ll be abusing nurses, tearing down buildings, ordering staff to dig bunkers and waging wars with other psych wards
Wait this would work though
Right?
He’s a literal toddler
in the words of @thechrisbarron_ “thats a follow”
Give him a phone with no internet connection while you’re at it, so he can send his unhinged tweets into the abyss. Lol.
That, and a gold toilet. It will feel like home.
I almost spit take my wine, thank you
I’ve been saying set up a fake oval, a camera hooked up to nothing, and don’t listen to one more word from Syphillis Grandpa. Just keep telling him, yep, did it, yep did it.
Is it a good time to remind everyone that according to Donald’s niece Mary, when his father Fred was in Alzheimer’s decline the family turned a room in his house into a recreation of his office so he thought he was still running his real estate business… even tho he’d been removed via POA or whatever legal process
His secretary went there everyday to interact w him & basically do a little kabuki theatre
Sadly I think the sycophants around Donald are already running a version of this in the WH
I'm pretty sure there's a good offer on TEMU right now
Hahahahahahahahaahha this is so much more accurate then people realize
Perfect use of the word “shit”.
Been saying this for years!! Yes!
I keep asking if Warner Bros still has their White House set and if they’d be willing to help us out a bit …
There is an Oval Office set in Petersburg, Virginia if I recall
I used to say this would be him when he was finally arrested...but that was back when I thought he would be arrested.
No truer words have been said but the poor residents of said asylum will really not like the smell
Can we please? This is perfect!
 This is a brilliant idea; if they replicated his room at the asylum, he would never know
I'd love to see Trump get his king's crown ala Drogo giving Viserys his gold crown in Game of Thrones.
like trapping a rat with cheese