Kyle Schwarber has gone yard twice in as many at-bats against the Cubs tonight.

When some old lady looks at my pregnant belly, then looks to see if I have a wedding ring on my finger, only to find me staring back at her like this 🤨

DID KNOWING IM MARRIED HELP YOU????

I’d appreciate it if the Orioles could play with the lead more like they did yesterday but what a damn comeback. Is it too early to believe the Polar Pete has busted out of the slump?

Girls will be like, “OMG I needed this,” and it’s just a tatted bull rider who agrees to be your fake boyfriend, shows you his favorite places, talks about you in TV interviews, and has a slutty mustache

Concept: A weekend-long BookTok Block Party with authors, vendors, bookish vibes, the works

Location: Knoxville, Tennessee (in June)

Who’s in?