My new calling is to make the Norse god Ullr cool again

i woke up today so already i have so much to be thankful for

I did not adequately prepare for the sudden shift to hot, sunny weather in Ohio yesterday. Coached soccer games from 2pm-7pm. I’m not saying I’m sunburn girl from The Pitt, but my face and neck are definitely paying homage to her today…🤦🏻‍♂️🥵

Listen, I know a lot of you are TRYING, but literally nothing any of you have posted is as blasphemous as that thing he posted of himself as Jesus.