NATO is playing checkers while Trump, on the other hand, is eating a glue stick.
Looks like I picked the wrong week.
And Iran is playing chess
*Still needs someone to take the cap off for him.
NATO brought a board game, Trump brought kindergarten supplies, yeah.
Trump is pooping in his diaper
Ok but it’s 4-dementia glue stick
His Dogshit may be losing at 3D and 4D chess, but he's totally winning 5D chess
And getting the nurse to check his diaper