Sometimes I think about how I wore Limited Too until I was in 8th grade (along with pink-tinted oval glasses i rebelled against until I was allowed to get contacts), went to Simple Plan as my first concert that my mom chaperoned at 13, was obsessed with Rocket Power and Rocket Power fan fiction, played Neopets and The Sims until 2 am and was building GeoCities websites in my free time for fun.

It’s a miracle I have friends!!!!!!

pro tip: always lie on your resume with things they definitely can’t verify

USC (CA) grads - question

Is the largest demographic of usc grads outside of California still in Texas?

Ten years ago it was.

Testing a theory here.

@bookcon people!!!

Looks like it’s calling for rain on Sunday!! Make sure to protect your books - ziplock gallon bags or trash bags are super helpful!!! A backpack isn’t enough protection and there’s always a lot of walking in NYC!

Major news: A MAGA civil war has erupted in ways we have never seen before as Trump posts himself as Jesus.

The Pope fires back at Trump’s attacks: “I am not afraid” of him.

Trump’s Naval Blockade begins today.

And more. I am running on no sleep and lot’s of coffee. Subscribe to support: https://open.substack.com/pub/aaronparnas/p/major-news-maga-erupts-as-trump-posts?r=mwv7z&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true