Teen 2: Did you say you brought the Cadbury Cream Eggs back from Ireland?

Me: Yep!

Teen 2: They are SO much better! The cream isn't slimy like eggs here.

Me: Everything is better over there, I'm telling you.

Teen 2: No joke. Better candy AND national healthcare.

nothing makes me feel more powerful and badass than being consistent

Trump is building a ballroom inside the White House.
Without congressional approval.
A federal appeals court just said…keep building for now.
"National security reasons."
A ballroom.
For national security.
That's where we are.

Go’ed Mo Salah!!!

Liverpool lead 2-0

I just want to make one final point tonight. A number of women received cease-and-desist letters from Eric Swalwell. My wife did not. Every woman involved, except my wife who went on the record, has remained anonymous. So here’s the question no one can ignore: how did he know who to send those letters to if they were anonymous?