The door dasher from today's White House delivery was from Arkansas.

Completely staged.

Hmm, maybe now IS a good time for me to try and find a publisher for my sassy space opera novel after all...

The writers have kept the main villain around too long and now he's just boring and stupid. WRITE HIM OFF THE SHOW. HEART ATTACK IS RIGHT THERE.

Hillary Clinton was right about everything.

Kamala Harris was right about everything.

Both would’ve been incredible Presidents and I remain proud AF to have cast my vote for them.