人生第一次經歷 紀錄 24小時無縫接軌
女人既直覺準得太恐怖
星期二嘈交 星期三佢堅持分手
星期四叫我一日內拎走兩隻貓+執哂包伏走
琴日我全日係自己屋企個心都囉囉攣
一直有唔好既預感 甚至又諗住再上去同佢再傾下
因我仲有兩袋野係間屋度 今日就約左上去拎
我比預定時間早一個鐘上去(係有少少特登)
而家諗返如果我再早啲上去應該仲Juicy
一上到去就見到一片狼藉: 1 pair紅酒杯，1 pair whiskey glass, 兩罐啤酒，新開既牙刷紙皮盒，皮帶係地下，最癲嘅係
當初我識佢嗰陣 佢話佢既gin tonic係全hk最好飲 配KFC既雞條
全部喺齊度 一樣嘅手段 一樣嘅劇本 只係女主角唔同
本身佢都唔敢認 我再開埋櫃桶擺condom盒果格
啲condom都跌哂出黎
佢先肯講話朋友介紹琴日係第一次見，就帶咗返屋企扑
佢竟然可以仲同我講: I love her 我: ?
好 條仆街賤都算 條女見到我啲物品仲係屋裏面
都可以照扮睇唔到？定唔care
(星期四執野個日我仲好心幫佢洗埋床單
岩岩睇到張床仲係未有床單， 即係佢哋喺冇床單嘅床褥上面交配，好撚嘔心)
女人既直覺準得太恐怖
星期二嘈交 星期三佢堅持分手
星期四叫我一日內拎走兩隻貓+執哂包伏走
琴日我全日係自己屋企個心都囉囉攣
一直有唔好既預感 甚至又諗住再上去同佢再傾下
因我仲有兩袋野係間屋度 今日就約左上去拎
我比預定時間早一個鐘上去(係有少少特登)
而家諗返如果我再早啲上去應該仲Juicy
一上到去就見到一片狼藉: 1 pair紅酒杯，1 pair whiskey glass, 兩罐啤酒，新開既牙刷紙皮盒，皮帶係地下，最癲嘅係
當初我識佢嗰陣 佢話佢既gin tonic係全hk最好飲 配KFC既雞條
全部喺齊度 一樣嘅手段 一樣嘅劇本 只係女主角唔同
本身佢都唔敢認 我再開埋櫃桶擺condom盒果格
啲condom都跌哂出黎
佢先肯講話朋友介紹琴日係第一次見，就帶咗返屋企扑
佢竟然可以仲同我講: I love her 我: ?
好 條仆街賤都算 條女見到我啲物品仲係屋裏面
都可以照扮睇唔到？定唔care
(星期四執野個日我仲好心幫佢洗埋床單
岩岩睇到張床仲係未有床單， 即係佢哋喺冇床單嘅床褥上面交配，好撚嘔心)
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