香港人最好笑嘅話就係當真係遇到外國人嘅時候就唔會講呢啲港式英語🤣，識得自動轉Channel
職場仲有:
Bee fing (briefing)
Pee send (present)
Order = 柯打
Rehearsal = re 噓 so
Tips = 貼（高音）屎
Warrant = 窩撚
Diploma = de鋪麻
Pass = 爬（高音）時
Journal = 張奴
Essential = 2腥 so
Senior = 仙 Lee 牙
Printer = 偏 taa(第二聲)
Mouse =  踎屎
Tender = 聽打
Budget = 筆席
Client = Kai 人
Deadline = dek(第一聲) 拉
Funding = 分定
Follow = 科盧
In charge = 現叉廚
Brianstorm = 冰s 當
Take Action = 剔 ad 唇
Promote = 蒲mo
Filing = fi 檸
Quotation = co tay 荀
annual dinner = Ann 撩顛拿
Branding = ban 頂
Formal = 荒蕪
Label =  lei(第一聲) 寶
为什么香港人喜欢用屎来造词没有其他意思真心求问，是读起来更顺口吗还是
Derek = 嗲域
Tina = 天拿
Ryan = 歪人
Elaine = 易拎
Karen = 茄雲
Michelle = mi Sell
Iris = 挨核s
Maggie = 咩嘰
Andy = ann dee(第二聲)
Ronald = 汪奴
Michael = 咪cle
Chloe = cold 儀
Nicole = 力 cold
Samantha = 十 man fa
Samuel = sam 苗
Vincent = win 神
Joyce = 災時
Winnie = win lee(第二聲)
Zoe = 蘇儀
Richard = read柒
Kelvin = cal 焚
Simon = 嘥文
Alex = 鴉力時
Helen = Hel 輪
Jimmy = 尖mi
Joanne = 灶Ann
Doris = 多核s
Stella = s爹拿
Daniel = 釘寮
Tracy = 吹時
對大部人香港嚟講 呢三個名都係同一個讀音
Kelvin Calvin Kevin
A-B-C-D-衣-Ad乎-支-Ik廚-I-擠-K-E盧-M-N-O-P-Q-丫盧-Ad時-T-You-We-DubBeYou-Ik時-Y-2set
Some of things I have never heard before
Admin - 讀做adMIN (min 係響音）
Send Message = 腥 咩食廚
Teams = Tim 屎
Email = 醫喵
Meeting = 搣庭
Prepare = pat
Procedure = pro c jer(4聲）
August 痾緊屎
donut 冬甩
spanner 士巴拿🔧
olan 痾撚
請大家留意讀音！
Janet --> JAN-net
Janette --> Jan-NET
Dark Choc
Milk Choc
老公（鬼）聽唔明🥲，講完俾佢少爆