🚨BREAKING: An exclusive Democracy Docket investigation shows that California sheriff who seized ballots once wrote "Some people should never be allowed to vote." https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/exclusive-california-sheriff-extreme-anti-voting-rhetoric/

On the plus side, airport Cinnabons are reporting record profits!

My pack-rat tendencies has been mocked my whole life, but saving multiple copies of files in 10 different places over the last 20 years finally came in handy today. The system works!

Barefoot Cinderella is literally an underrated hannah song...yall don't get her like I get her

Elijah Wood’s Key to Longevity? Keeping It Weird.