A plumber is running DHS
A drunk Fox News host is defense secretary
A MAGA children's book author is FBI Director
A 20-something year old is counterterrorism chief.

Do you feel safe????

You think washing your underwear with the rest of your clothes is crazy? Wait until I tell you I wash both of my hands at the same time. In the same water. Just rubbing them together all willy nilly. Dis gus tang

I'm on Substack! I write stuff! Check out my latest rant.

Mo Salah is the greatest player ive seen in a red shirt. Farewell my Egyptian king and let's go and win the European cup and have one last dance

“There’s no scientific evidence that having a beer increases milk production”

I’m gonna try to replicate the study one more time anyways