A prime example of The Regime’s shitbirdery, as relates to the citizenship of Indigenous People:
Justice Gorsuch: Are tribal [children], born today, birthright citizens?
Trumpy lawyer: Uhhh, I think so? On our test, yeah. I’m not sure. I’d have to think that through. But, but — that’s my reaction.
Arne Slot on Mohamed Salah:
“So many good players around the world [and] he's definitely one of them in the last 10 years, that everybody talks about being one of the best there is and was in the last 10 years. To show that hunger every three days, that professionalism, that commitment to the club, to the team, to wanting to score again, always wanting to play – when you take him out three minutes before the end, he's like, 'Maybe I could have scored one extra!' – that is what stands out for me
No April Fools jokes today. We’re already living through enough absurdity, and my heart can’t take it. 😮💨
We turned on the launch coverage and my Mom says, “Can you imagine being in that tiny cramped capsule?” “I flew here in a Southwest Airlines middle seat Mom…”