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主帖子 @drewidic_
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A very talkative and insistent cat followed me for a half mile. She jumped out of the bushes and said, “BOW-rrow-mmm” to my knee (universal for “snack & pets, servant”). Every half a block she would yell for me to stop and chirp until she caught up. My first time hearing a cat try small talk…

Two bowls of food and many electric tail shakes later, she shopped my yard for a cat cabin. The house is okay (my two girls didn’t even notice her), but she left pretty quick and laid on a chicken coop.
回覆 @mediumboi
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Ask a Trump supporter to name one of Trump's policies.

They never can. Not even one.
回覆 @kathmschmidt
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Me, to my 8yo nephew: what’s the worst thing you’ve done at school?
Him: I humped a dog.
Me: I have no more questions.
回覆 @kylero415
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They deserve more boos than they’re hearing.