Ahmmmm how are we feeling about Alexa’s new voice???

If aliens landed on earth today, and Trump was there to meet them, they'd wipe out all life on earth and start from scratch.

It’s crazy how sleep fixes damn near everything

Going to see Forbidden Fruits tonight! 🍿🥤

I am so defiant for no reason at all. Lady saw my shoes untied and was like “you’re gonna wanna tie your laces or you’ll trip” and I was like no thx. Except she was right and I WAS gonna tie my laces but NOT ANYMORE