Almost In The Rock: 4/1/1961: The Rutles play shows at the Jetzt Essen Club in Hamburg, playing 7 or more hours a night and posing for photos during the day. Leaving the lads time for tea, but little else. #TheRutles #Almostintherock

Over in California they are taking down monuments honoring a man accused of raping children while in Florida they are naming an airport and roads after a man accused of raping and murdering kids.

Today everyone in Trump's orbit woke up with Bryon Noem's horsehead in their beds. They've been watching every single thing you're doing the whole time. Especially at Mar-A-Lago. They have all the kopromot they need. So don't you even think of squealing on the Big Boss. By the way Trump's an idiot and his IT people couldn't change batteries. But his friends in Israel and Russia are IT geniuses who excel at planting extremely sophisticated spyware unknown to many tech giants.

Just so we’re all on the same page: NATO is a defense alliance. Not a “start a war and call us” alliance. Clear enough?

These executive orders are making me thirsty.