Another administration official claimed: "This isn't 3D chess — it's 12-dimensional. He contradicts himself regularly, so nobody knows what he's thinking. It's on purpose."

Me: *plays "Crazy in Love" on the way to school*
My kid: "This is old people music."
Me: "It's not that old."
Beyonce: "Got me hoping you'll page me right now."
My kid: "What does 'page me' mean?"
Me: *old person sigh*

Every major crewed space launch.

Gen Z: Space! Cool!
Millennials: Space! Cool!
Gen X: *traumatized rocking back and forth*

Good morning, Asia. This was our most read story while you were sleeping.

Japan's Saudi Arabian crude import prices jump 80% in a month
https://trib.al/SIylCoO

Not me finding out that my grandfather has been passing out I, Medusa flyers all over Palm Coast, FL encouraging people to read it. 😭 He just called and asked if I wanted him to mail some.