Anyhoo, if Loki came along and said he was the ruler of Earth now and put this regime in a small box that got steadily smaller I would be like, "I'm willing to give this guy a chance."

do you ever hear yourself saying out loud “please don’t make me do this” except the room is empty and the “this” presumably is just, continued existence

Michigan Basketball is headed to the National Championship after dominating Arizona in the Final Four. Here are the best social media reactions from the game:

I’m trying to change my perception so instead of saying, I HAVE to go to work, I have started saying I GET to go to work.

 it hasn’t changed anything.