April 2026 began with me corralling my 2 year old in an ER waiting room for hours where he touched everything (all but licked the floor) while I waited for my 70 year old mom to get an MRI after a car crash. She can’t remember anything but hey, they said no concussion (🧐) gave her muscle relaxers and sent us on our way. Somehow managed to cook everyone dinner, get the 7 year old to do homework, and bathe the kiddo.

Philly, I’m looking for the next venue to book for my cocktail making class!

TAG OR COMMENT ✨

I couldn’t be prouder to be a Democrat today.

Senate and House Republicans caved to Congressional Democrats.

I am so beyond proud.

How many baseballs are used in any given @mlb game?

At the Padres game & it seems like after every single pitch or hit they are changing out balls.

Me: *plays "Crazy in Love" on the way to school*
My kid: "This is old people music."
Me: "It's not that old."
Beyonce: "Got me hoping you'll page me right now."
My kid: "What does 'page me' mean?"
Me: *old person sigh*