April Fools? Nah. This world’s been fooling us all since the dawn of time.

Booked off a whole week of work at the end of May. I don’t like my coworkers at all, I chose that time off based almost completely out of spite. After Memorial Day weekend, they’ll have extra work to do and they’ll actually have to do actual work since I won’t be there to pick up their slack. 😏

An 18-year-old man was shot and killed at a gas station Wednesday on the city's South Side, Chicago police said.

When elected I will ensure that one night hotel stays are a minimum of 20 hours long. If you can’t check-in until 4, then check-out will be no earlier than noon.

The Kia PV5 WAV is just a concept for now, but it could hit NYC streets soon.