Artemis II should throw their poop at the moon when they fly past

I wanna see them moon the Moon.

ironically they would have to throw it really really fast for it to not just follow the same trajectory back to earth

What if it sticks, huh? What then?

Technically not necessary as Armstrong and Aldrin famously wrote each other’s name in urine thus officially marking the territory as theirs.
They still could, and should, do it for fun though!

This wasn't the mission?

it would be if I was in charge of NASA