Call of Duty is so messy because what do you mean it put me on the same team as the guy I was calling King Poopah? 😭

If Trump wants to put boots on the ground in Iran he should start with the 1600 pieces of shit he pardoned for attacking our Capitol on January 6th.

The fact that I have more followers than Pete Hegseth as a smut author who spends my time here mostly shitposting MAGA is freaking hilarious.

Today everyone in Trump's orbit woke up with Bryon Noem's horsehead in their beds. They've been watching every single thing you're doing the whole time. Especially at Mar-A-Lago. They have all the kopromot they need. So don't you even think of squealing on the Big Boss. By the way Trump's an idiot and his IT people couldn't change batteries. But his friends in Israel and Russia are IT geniuses who excel at planting extremely sophisticated spyware unknown to many tech giants.

The only thing kristi noem's husband has to be ashamed is being kristi noem's husband.