Calling around to find a women only at home euthanasia service, choked through my words and being met with the KINDEST people who must deal with people calling them sobbing every day.

Anyone who works in any kind of grief service and does well at it is a special human.

Me: *plays "Crazy in Love" on the way to school*
My kid: "This is old people music."
Me: "It's not that old."
Beyonce: "Got me hoping you'll page me right now."
My kid: "What does 'page me' mean?"
Me: *old person sigh*

i hope my daughter chooses me in every lifetime♡

Never let anyone invalidate your experiences just because they haven’t walked a mile in your shoes, underestimate the traumas you’ve endured just because you look younger than your actual age, and just because you don’t look like the darkness you’ve been through.

Me: Sorry, you can't watch those YT videos.

My kid: Why?

Me: Cause it's AI slop.

Him: Ugh, but I wanna watch AI slop! What's AI slop? 🤔