Crazy people having a go at szoboszlai for what he did at the end of the game yesterday got short memory hes carried the team most of the season
Wait has hydra the snake been found yet?
Me, to my 8yo nephew: what’s the worst thing you’ve done at school?
Him: I humped a dog.
Me: I have no more questions.
A very talkative and insistent cat followed me for a half mile. She jumped out of the bushes and said, “BOW-rrow-mmm” to my knee (universal for “snack & pets, servant”). Every half a block she would yell for me to stop and chirp until she caught up. My first time hearing a cat try small talk…
Two bowls of food and many electric tail shakes later, she shopped my yard for a cat cabin. The house is okay (my two girls didn’t even notice her), but she left pretty quick and laid on a chicken coop.