Did you know all of Congress is out-of-town for the next two weeks? They don't return until April 13th.

Two weeks.

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My characters are twenties and up btw 🫶🏼

Rob Thomson has been ejected. Don Mattingly is in charge the rest of the night.

I have a new book coming out tomorrow. My 11th. I wish I was excited but I'm tired. Tired of playing this marketing game. Tired of trying to get readers' attention, of blogging, of making social media posts, of running Amazon ads, and a zillion other things we authors do to make a sale. It's exhausting. This is not a pity post; it's a reality check. My book comes out, I've already started the next one, and life goes on. I'll never give up believing in my writing.

Another fun one for @tastingtable ! 🥳 https://www.tastingtable.com/2131054/texas-roadhouse-cocktails-ranked-worst-best/