Donald Trump lies with the confidence of someone who’s never been burdened by the truth.

Me: *plays "Crazy in Love" on the way to school*
My kid: "This is old people music."
Me: "It's not that old."
Beyonce: "Got me hoping you'll page me right now."
My kid: "What does 'page me' mean?"
Me: *old person sigh*

CRYING omg 🚀

Joking aside, it should be illegal to place or accept bets related to military operations OBVIOUSLY.

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