Guy at my job thinks being “ran through” just means very tired and he keeps saying it about himself

Buy him a coffee and tell him that “bricked up” means ready to go/wired.

This made my Hole Weak!

I would say "I almost ate ass" when I almost tripped...too many people weren't kind enough to correct me for years 😅

Protect him at all costs.

I once had a boss who kept saying that we had to be careful about “blowing our load” when we talked about assigning too many people to a particular project.

i say my back is blown out when it's sore from work. i do it on purpose but don't let on that i know the real meaning

Tell him “having a train run on you” means you are tired and sore.

Tell him he needs to go put himself through the mattress.

For decades my grandpa lovingly called my grandma “ho” -short for “honey”. We would giggle but it was too cute to tell them. Then one day he said it in the grocery store and somebody’s dad set him straight

I had a (religious) coworker who thought that "deepthroat" meant having a deep voice and he used it as a nickname for our supervisor a couple of times before he was told what it actually meant

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

All the people who think "booty call" and "butt dial" are synonymous

Lmaoo this made me laugh way too hard. Reminds me the time a cashier at Trader Joe’s told a pregnant lady she has been around the block and I think he meant it like she’s seen some things/experienced. I’ve only heard ppl hear it when referring to someone who’s banged every1🤣🤣🤣 I don’t think he knew that meaning
I actually said i was a dog in heat b4 meaning i was hot and like a dog w the tongue out but i didn’t know it means the dog is trying to get their freak on😂

A guy I work with kept saying he "boofed it" instead of "biffed it."

I laughed and read this out loud to my wife and she said, “Like, with a sword?” I hope she never loses that.

Next time he says it, ask him if he needs a clean towel. If he asks what you mean, don't reply, just change the subject.

We have a parrot in Australia colloquially named “28’s” (their call sounds a bit like the number).

My mum innocently renamed them as 69s.

On road trips: “Oh look! A 69!”

My brother tried to use his initials "BJ" as part of his username when we first installed the Internet, we were children.

The man installing it was like "You can't have the name BJ on the Internet, it's not allowed" and we were like "WHY? That's so crazy!" And he was like "I don't know it's just a rule".

My sophomore year of high school a friend was telling a story and suddenly it all made sense.

His company review: hard to lead when most of your staff is ran through.

please don't stop him

agreed don’t 🤭

I’m f***ing crying

Please, please, please do not tell him about pearl necklaces.

Don’t correct him. You not supposed to know what it mean either.

I used situationship wrong for years

Please tell that man! QUICKLY!

He said what he said.

You don't know his life and why he's tired.

I love that for him

It’s like when I said shawty once at work and my Chinese boss was like “hey shawty you got a new table” real loudly too hahahahhaa

One of my coworkers thought “Netflix & Chill” meant just that and asking people if they wanna do it 😂😂😂

i mean maybe that's why hes tired

😂😂😂😂

I love this, for all of us. We needed this

My super straight laced boss told a story about losing at cards in Vegas concluding with “They really ate me out.”

I had a manager who thought "smeg" meant "schmutz" until another team member exploded about it.

Maybe that’s what he wants you to think he thinks

To be fair, it could also mean being pierced with a sword. Maybe he means that?

🤣🤣

everyone (me) says that so casually now it's wild

PLEASE I almost woke my husband with how loud I just snorted. Bless that poor man

My grandmother was a staunch Democrat and never used a vulgar term that I ever heard. But the Tea Party came around circa 2009 and she got the idea to call them Teabaggers. You’d have to waterboard me to get me to explain it to her.

Well bless his little heart

What if the concepts are related 🥴

I mean when you think about what capitalism does to people sometimes he’s not wrong

🤣

Maybe he corn holed all weekend.

I had a friend who would say “I’m gonna bust a nut!” thinking it meant he was gonna pop off. 🤫

Is that not what the phrase used to mean though? Or did it always mean... What it means now lol

No, it's never meant tired.