Happy Good Friday, bitches, I'm about to write a smut scene while two cocktails deep. Let's goooooo.

9:30 p.m. 4/3 update: If you have to be out right now, take extra caution with downed power lines and flash floods. NEVER drive over downed lines or moving water.

SpaceX wants to put up to a million data centers in orbit. There are a few technological hurdles standing in the way.