You might check Artemis II. I heard they're flying around the world before checking out the moon.
I’ll be doing my part to protect Canada 🇨🇦
- Acquire samples (multiple… for statistical integrity, obviously)
- Inspect packaging carefully
- Taste-test for… anomalies
- Continue testing until certainty is achieved (very important)
🫡
You forgot. "Drive them around the table". Apparently they are shaped like F1 vehicles
Before we help you - who’d you vote for?
Have you asked those louvre people
Kit..kat tracker? Eh just a question, for a friend.
Do these trackers beep and give a loud signal? Let's say if someone have 12 tons of kitkats in their garden shed, does it notify any neighbours?
Hypothetically?
❌️ KitKat is owned by Nestle, which is on the BOYCOTT list. ❌️
https://boycottisrael.io/brands/1182
French: Ne regardez pas dans mon abri de jardin
Scottish: Dinnae look in ma shed
🤣🤣🤣🤣 would be clever if it could!!
NOOOO not the Bronchitis 🤣
Okay, it was me. I needed 12 tons of KitKats for one of my soirées.
What we need now is a matching Tic Tac heist by an obscure art supply black market gang trying to fill the needs of the Kit Kat Tic Tac Brick-a-Brack knicknack gang (tm).
The KitKat marketing team are having the time of their lives
If you bring back the vegan Kit Kats, I will solve this case so fast. If you don’t? I know nothing of this theft.
Can I add GF Kit-Kat to the ransom note please? I can't help directly with sleuthing, but I make a great cuppa, which goes perfectly with a @kitkat
Search on EBay, surprisingly there are pages of listings for Kit Kats with multiple quantities available! 🕵🏻♀️
Those responsible will be identified, located, and corrected!
My dear Canadian friends at KitKat. You only added that tracker link to your Instagram profile, not to your Threads profile. 😅
¿No pueden escribirlo en Español?
Wir tracken leider nicht… sorry!
50 cent would find that in 24hrs tops
On the one hand, theft sucks.
On the other hand, they went for YOUR product. That could mean it's very popular. The MOST popular candy bar out there: the only one so popular it gets stolen a truckload at a time.
Take the L
We def won’t be helping
Stocking up for Halloween 2026
Why in the name of all jokers and conspiracy theorists u post in exactly on first of April? 🤔
They were stolen in Europe
Not everything is about you, Canada…
And French isn’t even the second most spoken language in the EU,
This is performative, not funny…
Do better.
Well its because of your commercial of steal a kitkat tbf someone took that seriously 😳
Or there's a genocide going on and I've no time for your vile product....
Like you’d ever catch me helping nestle 😂
@r6darkrose got something to tell em?
You better keep that same attitude when the Dr Pepper goes missing
Nope! Y’all use child and slave labor, steal water, and overall are a terrible brand.
@kitkatcanada how about no. Nestle 👎🏼
Fuck Nestlé. I'm not a snitch.