I am so excited to go to @imaginariumbookfestival again this year with Amber & the whole R&S crew. Who do I get to seeee??

People will be like “I needed this” and it’s literally just seeing the sun for the first time in four months.

If aliens landed on earth today, and Trump was there to meet them, they'd wipe out all life on earth and start from scratch.

My 5-year-old did “science” in my bathroom last night mixing various things and we couldn’t figure out what she messed with this time until I was doing my hair this morning and I smelled a distinctly peppermint smell from my hair goop, but did my hair anyways.

I go downstairs and my wife says, “Your hair smells like your toothpaste.”

Imposter syndrome meet Chipotle stuffed author.

Who only wishes to FINISH HER TO DO LIST...or just check off a few things.