I don’t like how if you say “I’ve got eggplant plants” it sounds like you’re stuttering

But I do have plants that could be classified as eggplants 👀

"I'm growing eggplants"

Too vague, could mean your plants are flowering and you’re watching the eggpantsb grow vs solely selling pre-eggplants producing plants 🫡

now you gotta be bougie and call em AUBERGINES

Done and done

Crisis averted🫡💀💀

also a great way to justify upselling to white people with deeper pockets 😂 "these are LOCALLY HAND-RAISED ORGANIC AUBERGINES"

I’m telling ya, I seen what erewhon was charging and realized I was hustling backwards 💀💀

Like I vividly remember thinking I was about to get cussed out for some of my prices at a market in the suburbs years ago bc buddy said “that price is crazy”
-and then he bought half my fucking table out lmfao

i have planted eggplants?

But that isn’t specifically telling someone that you have eggplants in plant form.

Could be seeds still🫠🙃

schrödingers eggplant👀🫣🤣

Honestly that’s a great way to describe the process waiting for a seed to germinate 💀💀

Every 45 mins I’m checking the seed for signs of life