I don’t want to k*ll myself, but if I died suddenly, that would be okay.

I called the cat on the machine a cute little diva and she rewarded me with money

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie... you're almost there.

Genetically engineering tobacco plants could enable a more sustainable production method for psychedelic drugs, which are increasingly in demand for research and medical uses

THAT WAS IT? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL DEMENTED FUCK