I have no doubt that Trump’s Easter post on Truth Social will be completely appropriate, respectful, classy and not all about himself.

sorry my hands are so cold all the time it’s because i died a few years back

What do you mean space isn't real?
Where the fuck did they build the Death Star, then?

Y'all, my French colleague just got exasperated with us and said "My brother in Moliere" and I genuinely cannot tell if this a real expression or if he's messing with me.