I just need you all to know that there is a magazine called Cowsmopolitan that is all about really fancy genetic breeding cows and the nickname is Cowsmo. There you go. Hope you’re glad to know that.

79 previous CT scans, another for exactly the same indication won’t hurt

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Tell me your best “I went grocery shopping while under the influence of illicit substances” story

Tired

Welp. My spicy microtrope post has turned...interesting.
Le. Sigh.