I just saw a self-absorbed third-person thread. They referred to themselves in the third-person six times.

"New Covid variant BA.3.2 detected across US."

We have an anti vaxxer in charge of our heaIth. Awesome.😑😑😑😑😑😑

I don’t argue with absence, I respect what I see. When the effort goes quiet, that’s the answer to me.

Best of luck to the Fighting Illini as they take on UConn tonight to make it to the NCAA Championship Game. Illinois is rooting for you!

Y'all gotta stop with these 'trump is dead' stories because when it happens I don't want to waste a second wondering if it's real this time.

That's one less second of celebration.