I'm not sure the teacher currently holding a student's rock hostage understands that if they DON'T give it back on Monday, there is a mob of feral aunties on Threads who are ready to ride at dawn.

Elite 8 game is the hardest game because you’re so close!

A teenage boy who was killed in a drive-by shooting on the city's Southwest Side this weekend has been identified.

Chicken Manchurian

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK look at how damn beautiful I and my husband are.

Anyway, being in your 40s is the absolute tits.