I’m convinced men who make egregious, theatrical noises at the gym are absolutely awful in bed.

All that performance, no actual performance.

How will people know how heavy the weights are if I don’t scream like I’m going super saiyan and try to plant these fuckers through the ground?

Very true

I would say this is entirely dependent on what exercise they’re doing and how much weight they’re lifting 😂

Was at a gym when I was younger where one dude would literally scream when he was doing squats. He nicknamed him the Wailer.

One of the many reasons I workout around women only. And yoga class -9/10 times I hear a toot, it's a man. I work out and do yoga now mostly at home.😀

I’m convinced people who worry about what others are doing at the gym are the same ones wondering why they look the same year after year.

I have a home gym and even when no one else is home I’m careful not to grunt too loud.

Why

female grunting in bed and male grunting in gym have something in common.
sometimes, especially near climax, it is involuntary and uncontainable.
also, we know when it is genuine or theatrical.

When I lift I have my earbuds in. A few weeks ago I got to the gym and my earbuds were dead. I worked out without them. I had no fucking idea how loud I was when I lifted. I was mortified. And worse I was aware of how loud I was and I kept forgetting to be quiet.

I can attest to this.

How many of them did you try?

“So, uh, did you get there?”

1,000% correct.

Sorta like the “all hat no cattle” thing

Tennis players and martial artists too

It’s like a small car, with a tiny low power engine but has a fart can exhaust.

Some of these folks make interesting sounds on a massage table. 👀

Guys who go to a gym are too wrapped up in their own bodies to appreciate, or enjoy, anyone else's.

It’s kind of creepy knowing you are thinking about having sex with every body at the gym…

The only theatrical noises I make are from aches and pains. And funny noises, to make wifey laugh. 😁😁😁😂😂😂

Yeah those shenanigans would get you banned for life here in Japan.

Holy Christ the amount of stupid threads from women with blue check marks is out of control.

I see your point but at the same time, I appreciate it when a partner adds a little performative oomph to what they’re doing. I like to throw in some gutteral moaning to enhance her experience.

But I love listening to them nevertheless 🤣

I sound like a warthog when I squat….with a very satisfied wife, so there goes your theory

Thank you for saying this. As a lifty kind of guy, I cannot fucking stand when dudes are O face grunting and moaning through every. single. rep. It’s just not that hard and you’re not putting in near enough effort.

Im just ugly.

4 plate lift.

If performance in general correlates to performance, can you imagine how loud Stroll is in the gym?

I usually work out with Metallica blaring on my headphones. True beast mode happens when I don’t care what other people think

I make noises in bed

Wait.. sometimes I’m fighting for my life 🫣🫥

Yes. 100000%

I make noises lifting at home. It's a forced exhale. Not everyone does but if you lift heavy enough it sort of just comes out.

Now keep in mind we go to the gym and can throw her around easily.😎😇

I was with a screamer once when I was young. Worst sex ever. Not saying a bit of pleasure noise isn't genuine, but lord this was ridiculous, and embarrassing. I lived in a fraternity house and my suite mate's African Grey Parrot had it down pat for a week after that night and she were nothing but a shameful learning lesson.

I’ll go with this.

The grunting. Lol. Ok you work those arms. But do you work your hips the same way. My mission is to make her make all the sounds. Wake the neighborhood.

I had a neighbor who did that at one point.
...in his garage...
...by himself...

*this is my puzzled face*

It’s the echo factor so the whole street can hear.

Good news for us strong silent types 😇

This is true. I love be loud in the gym.

Nice try july

It is very gross

Who cares?!

One look at their dude calves tells me whether they take workouts seriously or whether they are performative.

But I can’t say anything about their performance in that other venue

Can confirm that is true.

You’d have more success at the gym if you would focus on working out instead of thinking the opposite sex. It’s gym not a nightclub

No scream, no dream… apparently

Well...roids... 🤷🏼

Nah i was on roids and i wasn't an screamers.

Screamers can be natural too

I was at a gym in Spain and a guy had a *CD player* playing next to him just so he could drop the weights each set and make it skip 😅

After he was done I dumbbell benched twice what he was doing and set the weights down gently just to prove it's actually possible

Sometimes it's just a stim.