If he dies I want my phone to go off like one of those crazy Amber alerts. I want to be woken up from a dead sleep with the news shouting out from every device at top volume.

If I’m dead I want to be dug up, reanimated Frankenstein style and immediately told the second I’m conscious

*when* he dies

One of the few times that inevitability is comforting and not saddening.

You'll probably hear the fireworks.

I want an alarm, I want church bells, and fireworks, and those annoying air horns, and people dancing in the streets.

Everyone in my life has my full permission to blow my shit up.

I want fireworks, taco trucks, street dance party

There's got to be an app out there and if there isn't so much it make one. Sends out an alert. You sign up for it and when it happens and you know what I mean, it will send us all an alert! Overriding everything!

Sleep? Hell, I want to be awakened from surgery!!!

I very specifically asked my husband if he wants me to wake him up when it happens.

He said yes.

If the hood doesn’t wake me up I’m living in the wrong hood.

I have already planned on stepping out onto my balcony and cheering at the top of my lungs no matter the hour!

Yeah y’all are really loud, obnoxious and foul mouthed…you know people tune out when you scream and act like clowns embarrassing that grown men and women act like this….🤮🤪🤡

Oh my gosh! I laughed so hard at this!! Yes!!! 🙌🙌🙌

Yes. An “ORANGE Alert” with jubilant trumpet sounds from all our devices in glorious celebratory symphony 🎺 Like this:

Same!

Absolutely same!!!!! Sound the trumpets!!!

I’m going streakinggggggggggg

In Mexico City we have this seismic alert on our phones which is scary as hell and I personally hate, but if there were a T&ump dead alert I would set it at the highest volume with fanfare music!!!

But it would need to play “the wicked witch is dead”

We’d hear cheering in the streets. We’d know.

This is the ONLY death notification I want to be awoken from. Everyone else can wait till I wake up!

Same. I got that little bottle of champagne chilling in the fridge.

I will resort to my midwestern yt trash roots and crack open a bud light and dump it on my head while launching Roman candles into the air. Cuz I fear that moment will make me feel patriotic as fuck.

Ok some super techy person needs to create that app now!

I actually had a dream the other night that I was awakened by fireworks. I thought it was weird for 3am, but ignored it. Then I heard people outside screaming and cheering.

It had happened.

I was mad when I woke up and realized it was just a dream. 😠

Ya I woke up tonight to fireworks thinking omg it finally happened but nope our AAA baseball game they shoot em off when games over damn it! 🤦‍♀️😂

I would want to be woken up from surgery to hear those news tbh

I would want to be woken up during surgery!

I have champagne in the fridge just hoping to pop it open soon!!!

I want to hear fireworks(and I hate fireworks) and joyful music.

i am going to go outside my suburban house and scream he is dead. Long live democracy

The church bells 🔔 will wake you.

Same. And I’m taking the day off work to party.

I bought this specifically for when he dies.

I’d like to think I’ll be awoken to cheers, fireworks and a parade on the street. That quickly, yes.

Us conservatives are over the protests aka the clown show

Silence, bot

I was just wondering if there would be a phone alert for this. I hope there is.

About 8 months ago I was running a meeting and my phone was in my bag a few feet away from me. About halfway through the meeting I could hear my phone vibrating and could see on my watch I had dozens of text messages coming in all at once, but couldn’t check them. I could see there was a CNN news alert as well. I thought to myself, “this is it. It’s happening.” After the meeting I grabbed my phone…Taylor and Travis got engaged. 🤣

I live in an extremely liberal city. I guarantee the fireworks are going to wake me up.

I’m not a fan of fire works, but that day shits getting blown up

International Dance Party 👯!!!!!!

Yes the world should get an "Orange Alert" when it happens.

I want so many alerts my phone melts

Yes, FR 😍❤️😍

wake me with pots and pans, amber alerts, heck, there better be fireworks 🧨

First person up to walk their dog will be honking their horn...l live in liberal NoHo.

It’s not if babe it’s a when! I will be celebrating the hell out of that moment

I’m gonna laugh out of pure joy when the notification comes

I pray I'm in a public place to hear the screaming cheers, and we're all huggin' and high-fiving each other.