If only we could play on a basketball court…

Writing tip: if you're stuck, introduce a chicken. No idea why it works, but it does.

Me, to my 8yo nephew: what’s the worst thing you’ve done at school?
Him: I humped a dog.
Me: I have no more questions.

China's 'Hermes of gold' courts turbulent world after dazzling at home

Laopu Gold boss shrugs off metal's price drop amid Iran war, eyes Southeast Asia and Japan
https://trib.al/Pq3KaPh