If you come from a religious tradition that doesn't use holy water, what's your plan for dealing with vampires?

Four juveniles were arrested Monday in west suburban Naperville, after a large crowd gathered downtown, police said.

Me: *plays "Crazy in Love" on the way to school*
My kid: "This is old people music."
Me: "It's not that old."
Beyonce: "Got me hoping you'll page me right now."
My kid: "What does 'page me' mean?"
Me: *old person sigh*

I like to think that Artemis II is on its way to find help.

Just look at the scenes of joy after DR Congo reached the World Cup for the first time in 52 years 🇨🇩

Thank you, football 🩵

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